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The Lounge What is on Your Mind? Protocol Jokes (Lame) Post 302653843 by pludi on Sunday 10th of June 2012 05:52:35 PM
Old 06-10-2012
Taken from #protolol
Quote:
The problem with TCP jokes is that people keep retelling them slower until you get them

The problem with token ring jokes is you need to wait your turn to laugh

I tried to come up with an IPv4 joke, but the good ones were all already exhausted

I’d make a joke about UDP, but I don’t know if anyone’s actually listening…
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URL(4)							   BSD Kernel Interfaces Manual 						    URL(4)

NAME
url -- Realtek RTL8150L USB Ethernet driver SYNOPSIS
url* at uhub? urlphy* at mii? DESCRIPTION
The url driver provides support for USB Ethernet adapters based on the Realtek RTL8150L USB-ether bridge chip. The url driver supports the following adapters: CompUSA USBKR100 GreenHouse GH-USB100B Melco Inc. LUA-KTX Sitecom LN013 For more information on configuring this device, see ifconfig(8). DIAGNOSTICS
url%d: watchdog timeout A packet was queued for transmission and a transmit command was issued, however the device failed to acknowledge the transmission before a timeout expired. url%d: no memory for rx list The driver failed to allocate an mbuf for the receiver ring. SEE ALSO
arp(4), mii(4), netintro(4), usb(4), ifconfig(8) HISTORY
The url device driver first appeared in NetBSD 1.6. AUTHORS
The url driver was written by Shingo WATANABE <nabe@nabechan.org>. BSD
September 18, 2006 BSD
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