Sponsored Content
Full Discussion: Funny *NIX commands
The Lounge What is on Your Mind? Funny *NIX commands Post 302955885 by RavinderSingh13 on Wednesday 23rd of September 2015 06:36:54 AM
Old 09-23-2015
Funny *NIX commands

Hello All,

Just want to share some funny *NIX commands Smilie.
Code:
$ make love
make: *** No rule to make target `love'.  Stop.

Code:
On a FreeBSD make:
$ make love
Not war.

Code:
$ \(-
bash: (-: command not found

Code:
$ man woman
No manual entry for woman

Code:
$ touch /me
touch: cannot touch `/me': Permission denied

Finally my favorite one liner is as follows.Smilie
Code:
awk 'BEGIN{print "make love" ORS "man woman" ORS "touch /beautiful_girl"}' | sh

Output is as follows.Smilie
Code:
make: *** No rule to make target `love'.  Stop.
No manual entry for woman
touch: cannot touch `/beautiful_girl': Permission denied

Enjoy learning and coding.Smilie

Thanks,
R. Singh
This User Gave Thanks to RavinderSingh13 For This Post:
 

8 More Discussions You Might Find Interesting

1. What is on Your Mind?

*nix Desktops

Yeah, we all know where to find screenshots of Unix and Linux, but it would be awesome to see some of your *nix screenshots. Okay.. to explain: This is my KDE desktop on Yellow Dog Linux. I changed the background recently to a Commodore 64 theme (pretty cool) and no longer is the Konstruct Konsole... (25 Replies)
Discussion started by: gnerd
25 Replies

2. UNIX for Dummies Questions & Answers

Looking for something like Citrix for *nix

Hi, I don't mean the client.... I mean the server - I have the client to connect to a windows citrix server already. The next best thing I can use at present is VNC (I only want remote desktop, not application sharing specifically). The thing with VNC is that when you go on you are... (3 Replies)
Discussion started by: d11wtq
3 Replies

3. UNIX for Dummies Questions & Answers

Funny but true....

Hallo everybody I am having a shell script called auto_run.sh in that only the first line works. the second line which has sed command is working only at the # prompt. not within the shell script. What could be the reason. *... sed 's/ //g' KTI >abc works in another shell script without the... (6 Replies)
Discussion started by: naushad
6 Replies

4. What is on Your Mind?

Funny Quotes-UNIX

If you people find something funny like these go ahead and post it :) (5 Replies)
Discussion started by: vidyadhar85
5 Replies

5. Shell Programming and Scripting

Echo working funny

Hello, this is my first post and question. I have search before for this problem but didn't find anything similar. My case: I have a string inside the variable string1 like this: string1="lala lele lili lolo lulu" When I do echo of it, it appears like this: echo $string1 lala lele lili... (8 Replies)
Discussion started by: hemtar
8 Replies

6. What is on Your Mind?

Very Funny - Had to laugh

Guys, This is funny. http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c228/jralph2005/bart.png jaysunn (2 Replies)
Discussion started by: jaysunn
2 Replies

7. What is on Your Mind?

Old, but still funny

Annoyances.org - Upgrading to Wife 1.0 (0 Replies)
Discussion started by: jgt
0 Replies

8. UNIX for Advanced & Expert Users

Which is the most secure *nix?

Which is the most secure *nix for home business/ office use? Would have to be fairly well up to date browser and drivers wise. Myself I seem to have settled on RedHat - I've trialled the Desktop, and am part-way through a server trial. I've essentially not managed to keep the browser as secure... (2 Replies)
Discussion started by: GSO
2 Replies
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:10 PM.
Unix & Linux Forums Content Copyright 1993-2022. All Rights Reserved.
Privacy Policy