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The Lounge What is on Your Mind? Post Your Favorite Joke! Laugh a Little! Post 302348248 by fguy on Thursday 27th of August 2009 07:31:46 PM
Old 08-27-2009
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Originally Posted by zxmaus
The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late.

Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student‘s immediate family.

A ‘smart‘ student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. “But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?“

As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look.

“Well,“ he responded, “I guess you‘ll just have to learn to write with your other hand.“
LOL I'll use it.
 

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AMC-ANNOTE(1)						       Auto Multiple Choice						     AMC-ANNOTE(1)

NAME
AMC-annote - completed answer sheets annotation after marking for AMC multiple choice exams. SYNOPSIS
auto-multiple-choice annote --projet project-dir --data project-data-dir --fich-assoc assoc.xml [annotation options...] DESCRIPTION
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Alexis Bienvenue <paamc@passoire.fr> Main author Jean Berard Translation from French Georges Khaznadar Translation from French COPYRIGHT
Copyright (C) 2008-2012 Alexis Bienvenue This document can be used according to the terms of the GNU General Public License, version 2 or later. Auto Multiple Choice 1.1.1 06/19/2012 AMC-ANNOTE(1)
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