08-27-2009
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Originally Posted by
zxmaus
The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late.
Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student‘s immediate family.
A ‘smart‘ student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. “But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?“
As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look.
“Well,“ he responded, “I guess you‘ll just have to learn to write with your other hand.“
LOL I'll use it.
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tk_setclass
Tk_SetClass(3) Tk Library Procedures Tk_SetClass(3)
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NAME
Tk_SetClass, Tk_Class - set or retrieve a window's class
SYNOPSIS
#include <tk.h>
Tk_SetClass(tkwin, class)
Tk_Uid
Tk_Class(tkwin)
ARGUMENTS
Tk_Window tkwin (in) Token for window.
char *class (in) New class name for window.
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DESCRIPTION
Tk_SetClass is called to associate a class with a particular window. The class string identifies the type of the window; all windows with
the same general class of behavior (button, menu, etc.) should have the same class. By convention all class names start with a capital
letter, and there exists a Tcl command with the same name as each class (except all in lower-case) which can be used to create and manipu-
late windows of that class. A window's class string is initialized to NULL when the window is created.
For main windows, Tk automatically propagates the name and class to the WM_CLASS property used by window managers. This happens either
when a main window is actually created (e.g. in Tk_MakeWindowExist), or when Tk_SetClass is called, whichever occurs later. If a main win-
dow has not been assigned a class then Tk will not set the WM_CLASS property for the window.
Tk_Class is a macro that returns the current value of tkwin's class. The value is returned as a Tk_Uid, which may be used just like a
string pointer but also has the properties of a unique identifier (see the manual entry for Tk_GetUid for details). If tkwin has not yet
been given a class, then Tk_Class will return NULL.
KEYWORDS
class, unique identifier, window, window manager
Tk Tk_SetClass(3)