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The Lounge What is on Your Mind? Post Your Favorite Joke! Laugh a Little! Post 302348248 by fguy on Thursday 27th of August 2009 07:31:46 PM
Old 08-27-2009
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Originally Posted by zxmaus
The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late.

Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student‘s immediate family.

A ‘smart‘ student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. “But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?“

As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look.

“Well,“ he responded, “I guess you‘ll just have to learn to write with your other hand.“
LOL I'll use it.
 

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GUSLOAD(1)							   AWE32 manual 							GUSLOAD(1)

NAME
gusload - load a GUS-format patch file into the AWE32 RAM SYNOPSIS
gusload [-Iixv] [-b bank] [-p preset] GUSpatch DESCRIPTION
This manual page documents briefly the gusload command. This manual page was written for the Debian GNU/Linux distribution (but may be used by others), because the original program does not have a manual page. gusload is a program that will read a GUS-format patch file, and then upload it to the Linux AWE32 driver, to be used by other AWE32 utili- ties, e.g. drvmidi(1). OPTIONS
The program follows the usual UNIX command line syntax, but doesn't support long options (options starting with two dashes `-'). Here is a summary of the options is accepts:- -I (Re-)Initializes the AWE32 driver. -i Resets all samples. -x Removes the last samples in the AWE32's RAM. -v Verbose mode. -p [preset] Sets the instrument number to [preset]. Defaults to values specified in the patch file. -b [bank] Sets the "bank" that the instruments are loaded into. Defaults to bank 0. -c [chorus] Sets the amount of chorus, ranging from 0 to 100. -r [reverb] Sets the amount of reverberation, ranging from 0 to 100. SEE ALSO
sfxload(1) AUTHOR
This manual page was written by Tom Lees <tom@lpsg.demon.co.uk>, for the Debian GNU/Linux system. The AWE32 driver and utilities were written by Takashi Iwai <iwai@dragon.mm.t.u-tokyo.ac.jp>. awesfx 0.3.3 Mon Feb 17 10:35:23 GMT 1997 GUSLOAD(1)
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