(22:42:27\[DeCo@deco)
[~]$ cat bkcheck.orig 
#!/usr/bin/bash
bkc ()
{
ssh dncsb tail -1 /dvs/dncs/tmp/PerformanceMonitoring/dsmperfmon.csv|awk -F, '{print ($3 / $4) * 100}'
}
qnc ()
{
ssh dncsq tail -1 /dvs/dncs/tmp/PerformanceMonitoring/dsmperfmon.csv|awk -F, '{print ($3 / $4) * 100}'
}
smc ()
{
ssh dncss tail -1 /dvs/dncs/tmp/PerformanceMonitoring/dsmperfmon.csv|awk -F, '{print ($3 / $4) * 100}'
}
nmc ()
{
ssh dncsn tail -1 /dvs/dncs/tmp/PerformanceMonitoring/dsmperfmon.csv|awk -F, '{print ($3 / $4) * 100}'
}
bkerrors=`bkc`
qnerrors=`qnc`
smerrors=`smc`
nmerrors=`nmc`
echo $bkerrors
echo $qnerrors
echo $smerrors
echo $nmerrors
while true;do
if 
[[ "$bkerrors" < "97" ]];then
 cygstart bk.wav
printf "Uh-oh, at `date +%H:%M:%S` Brooklyn VOD is streaming at $bkerrors%%\n"
sleep 5
else 
printf "As of `date +%H:%M:%S`,Brooklyn VOD is streaming at $bkerrors%%\n"
fi
if
[[ "$qnerrors" < "97" ]];then
cygstart qn.wav
printf "Uh-oh, at `date +%H:%M:%S` Queens VOD is streaming at $qnerrors%%\n"
sleep 5
else
printf "As of `date +%H:%M:%S`,Queens VOD is streaming at $qnerrors%%\n"
fi
if
[[ "$smerrors" < "97" ]];then
 cygstart sm.wav
printf "Uh-oh, at `date +%H:%M:%S` S.Manhattan VOD is streaming at $smerrors%%\n"
sleep 5
else
printf "As of `date +%H:%M:%S`,S.Manhattan VOD is streaming at $smerrors%%\n"
fi
if
[[ "$nmerrors" < "97" ]];then
 cygstart nm.wav
printf "Uh-oh, at `date +%H:%M:%S` N.Manhattan VOD is streaming at $nmerrors%%\n"
sleep 5
else
printf "As of `date +%H:%M:%S`,N.Manhattan VOD is streaming at $nmerrors%%\n"
fi

sleep 300
clear
bkerrors=`bkc`
qnerrors=`qnc`
smerrors=`smc`
nmerrors=`nmc`
done

[~]$ ./bkcheck.orig 
99.9454
100
99.8703
99.3868
As of 22:45:23,Brooklyn VOD is streaming at 99.9454%
Uh-oh, at 22:45:24 Queens VOD is streaming at 100%
As of 22:45:30,S.Manhattan VOD is streaming at 99.8703%
As of 22:45:30,N.Manhattan VOD is streaming at 99.3868%