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Post Your Favorite Joke! Laugh a Little!
Post 302304719 by Franklin52 on Tuesday 7th of April 2009 07:42:35 AM
04-07-2009
Hung Chow calls into work and says "Hey Boss, I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, tummy ache and sore leg. I not come work".
The Boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and ask her for $ex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls his Boss and says "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house...
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The Boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and ask her for $ex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls his Boss and says "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house...
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