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Old 07-14-2008
This will make you laugh.

Some of you may have seen this on other websites.

But if you havnt this is great. It could actually be one of you here.
Being in the IT Industry I have seen it ALMOST to this extent.

The Website is Down!!!
My Networks Down - FIX IT!

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WHATWEB(1)						      General Commands Manual							WHATWEB(1)

NAME
WhatWeb - Web scanner to identify what websites are running. SYNOPSIS
whatweb [options] <URLs> DESCRIPTION
WhatWeb identifies websites. It's goal is to answer the question, "What is that Website?". WhatWeb recognises web technologies including content management systems (CMS), blogging platforms, statistic/analytics packages, JavaScript libraries, web servers, and embedded devices. WhatWeb has over 900 plugins, each to recognise something different. WhatWeb also identifies version numbers, email addresses, account ID's, web framework modules, SQL errors, and more. WhatWeb can be stealthy and fast, or thorough but slow. WhatWeb supports an aggression level to control the trade off between speed and reliability. When you visit a website in your browser, the transaction includes many hints of what web technologies are powering that web- site. Sometimes a single webpage visit contains enough information to identify a website but when it does not, WhatWeb can interrogate the website further. The default level of aggression, called 'passive', is the fastest and requires only one HTTP request of a website. This is suitable for scanning public websites. More aggressive modes were developed for in penetration tests. Most WhatWeb plugins are thorough and recognise a range of cues from subtle to obvious. For example, most WordPress websites can be identi- fied by the meta HTML tag, e.g. '<meta name="generator" content="WordPress 2.6.5">', but a minority of WordPress websites remove this iden- tifying tag but this does not thwart WhatWeb. The WordPress WhatWeb plugin has over 15 tests, which include checking the favicon, default installation files, login pages, and checking for "/wp-content/" within relative links. Features: * Over 1000 plugins * Control the trade off between speed/stealth and reliability * Plugins include example URLs * Performance tuning. Control how many websites to scan concurrently. * Multiple log formats: Brief (greppable), Verbose (human readable), XML, JSON, MagicTree, RubyObject, MongoDB, SQL. * Proxy support including TOR * Custom HTTP headers * Basic HTTP authentication * Control over webpage redirection * Nmap-style IP ranges * Fuzzy matching * Result certainty awareness * Custom plugins defined on the command line OPTIONS
<URLs> Enter URLs, filenames or nmap-format IP ranges. Use /dev/stdin to pipe HTML directly --input-file=FILE -i Identify URLs found in FILE --aggression -a 1 (Stealthy) - Makes one HTTP request per target. Also follows redirects. 2 (Unused) - 3 (Aggressive) - Can make a handful of HTTP requests per target. This triggers aggressive plugins for targets only when those plug- ins are identified with a level 1 request first. 4 (Heavy) - Makes a lot of HTTP requests per target. Aggressive tests from all plugins are used for all URLs. --list-plugins -l List the plugins --plugins -p Comma delimited set of selected plugins. Default is all. Each element can be a directory, file or plugin name and can optionally have a modifier, eg. + or - Examples: +/tmp/moo.rb,+/tmp/foo.rb title,md5,+./plugins-disabled/ ./plugins-disabled,-md5 --info-plugins -I Display information for all plugins. Optionally search with keywords in a comma delimited list. --grep -g Search for a string. Reports in a plugin called Grep --example-urls -e Add example urls for each plugin to the target list --colour=[WHEN] --color=[WHEN] control whether colour is used. WHEN may be "never", "always", or "auto" --log-verbose=FILE Log verbose output --quiet, -q Do not display brief logging to STDOUT --log-brief=FILE Log brief, one-line output --log-xml=FILE Log XML format --log-json=FILE Log JSON format --log-sql=FILE Log SQL INSERT statements --log-sql-create=FILE Create SQL database tables --log-json-verbose=FILE Log JSON Verbose format --log-magictree=FILE Log MagicTree XML format --log-object=FILE Log Ruby object inspection format --log-mongo-database=NAME Name of the MongoDB database --log-mongo-collection=NAME Name of the MongoDB collection. Default: whatweb --log-mongo-host=NAME MongoDB hostname or IP address. Default: 0.0.0.0 --log-mongo-username=NAME MongoDB username. Default: nil --log-mongo-password=NAME MongoDB password. Default: nil --log-errors=FILE Log errors --no-errors Suppress error messages --user-agent -U Identify as user-agent instead of WhatWeb/VERSION. --user -u <user:password> HTTP basic authentication --header -H Add an HTTP header. eg "Foo:Bar". Specifying a default header will replace it. Specifying an empty value, eg. "User-Agent:" will remove the header. --max-threads -t Number of simultaneous threads. Default is 25. --follow-redirect=WHEN Control when to follow redirects. WHEN may be "never", "http-only", "meta-only", "same-site", "same-domain" or "always" --max-redirects=NUM Maximum number of contiguous redirects. Default: 10 --proxy <hostname[:port]> Set proxy hostname and port (default: 8080) --proxy-user <username:password> Set proxy user and password --open-timeout Time in seconds. Default: 15 --read-timeout Time in seconds. Default: 30 --wait=SECONDS Wait SECONDS between connections. This is useful when using a single thread. --custom-plugin Define a custom plugin call Custom, Examples: ":text=>'powered by abc'" ":regexp=>/powered[ ]?by ab[0-9]/" ":ghdb=>'intitle:abc "powered by abc"'" ":md5=>'8666257030b94d3bdb46e05945f60b42'" "{:text=>'powered by abc'},{:regexp=>/abc [ ]?1/i}" --dorks <plugin name> List google dorks for the selected plugin --url-prefix Add a prefix to target URLs --url-suffix Add a suffix to target URLs --url-pattern Insert the targets into a URL. Requires --input-file, eg. www.example.com/%insert%/robots.txt --help -h Display usage --verbose -v Increase verbosity (recommended), use twice for debugging. --debug Raise errors in plugins. --version Display version information. EXAMPLES
Passive: whatweb example.com Passive (Verbose): whatweb -v example.com Aggressive: whatweb -a 3 example.com IP Ranges whatweb 192.168.1.0/24 BUGS
Logging modes append to the user-selected log file by default. Appending will result in malformed XML due to multiple <xml> tags in XML and MagicTree logging modes. AUTHOR
WhatWeb was written by Andrew Horton aka urbanadventurer. HOMEPAGE
http://www.morningstarsecurity.com/research/whatweb April 5th, 2011 WHATWEB(1)