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Programmer, [n], very common mammal:-

A creature that can create more and more to do less and less until its creation can do absolutely everything to nothing...

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Programmer: A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumerable poundings, an infinite series of in-comprehensive answers calculated with micro-metric precisions from vague assumptions based on debatable figures from inconclusive documents and carried out on instruments of problematical accuracy by persons of dubious reliability and questionable mentality for the avowed purpose of annoying and confounding a hopelessly defenseless department that was unfortunate enough to ask for the information in the first place

Semi-sentient being who inexplicably survives an extremely unhealthy lifestyle. Usually found in confined spaces with low lighting, at a computer terminal.

A Programmer is a creature of new technology and if it works then this programmer will remember by every one because of his/her creation.

As it is the slogan in Neos picture goes back to a sentence of mathematician Alfréd Rényi:

A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems.

It is oftenly (mis-)attributed to his colleague and friend Pal Erdös (who was famous for the copious quantities he consumed), but Erdös himself attributed it to Rényi.

bakunin

I guess, here is a brief description of a programmer. He composes instructions for computer systems to refer to when performing a given action. He is also essential to the development of computers because without the coding system to make a computer work properly, the machine would be useless