I have a UDP joke but i don't know if you will get it:
Quote:
A DHCP discover packet is standing on the street corner. he says hello hello hello.
Also, I have a TCP joke and i know you will get it.
Quote:
An IPV6 packet walks in a bar nobody talks to him.
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