Normally the only time my girlie sh*ts me is when she's dragging my away from the party/pub/club
Rule 1. Never talk about computers with people you don't really know, for several reasons. Main one though. THEY WILL ALWAYS KNOW MORE THEN YOU (even if they don't, I had a bloke try and try me Bill Gates owned Sun Microsystems... strange). even if you do know them stay away from the topic. Play it safe.
Rule 2. Always try to drink as much as you can, then you always got a reason for doing whatever you will get the blame for in the morning
As Neo said "IT OS preferences are like religion and politics".
Ok yes I understand most of my answer involves drinking
Yes that's because I'm still young (23) and also I'm an Aussie, we like to drink
And a few drinks make all the problesm go away until you wake up