It's certainly not
useless, I'm sure it could anchor a number of boats.
Probably more qualified to drive, in age and talent, than some students too.
It's the kind of system sysadmins keep out of affection and must invent uses for. Certainly they're good educational systems. I cut my teeth on one. [edit] My mistake, it was a Sun system, anyway.
Assuming your don't need the power is, still, sometimes an unfortunate assumption.