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Old 11-21-2008
Event = snort coffee
vincent
11-21-2008 09:41 AM
The “season to be jolly” is coming up fast, which given the world news might be more of a challenge this year. Therefore I quote the following,* found accidentally while researching for a blog post the other day, and attributed to the late Spike Milligan:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

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SnortDlfConverter(3pm)					  LogReport's Lire Documentation				    SnortDlfConverter(3pm)

NAME

       Lire::Firewall::SnortDlfConverter - convert Snort logs to firewall DLF

DESCRIPTION

       Lire::Firewall::SnortDlfConverter converts Snort logs into firewall DLF format.	Input for this converter is the standard snort log file.

SEE ALSO

       The Snort project website at http://www.snort.org/ .

AUTHOR

       Code based upon snort2dlf code by Torsten Fellhauer <torsten@fellhauer-web.de>.

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