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Old 11-21-2008
Event = snort coffee

vincent
11-21-2008 09:41 AM
The “season to be jolly” is coming up fast, which given the world news might be more of a challenge this year. Therefore I quote the following,* found accidentally while researching for a blog post the other day, and attributed to the late Spike Milligan:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

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FTP_RAWLIST(3)								 1							    FTP_RAWLIST(3)

ftp_rawlist - Returns a detailed list of files in the given directory

SYNOPSIS
mixed ftp_rawlist (resource $ftp_stream, string $directory, [bool $recursive = false]) DESCRIPTION
ftp_rawlist(3) executes the FTP LIST command, and returns the result as an array. PARAMETERS
o $ftp_stream - The link identifier of the FTP connection. o $directory - The directory path. May include arguments for the LIST command. o $recursive - If set to TRUE, the issued command will be LIST -R. RETURN VALUES
Returns an array where each element corresponds to one line of text. Returns FALSE when passed $directory is invalid. The output is not parsed in any way. The system type identifier returned by ftp_systype(3) can be used to determine how the results should be interpreted. EXAMPLES
Example #1 ftp_rawlist(3) example <?php // set up basic connection $conn_id = ftp_connect($ftp_server); // login with username and password $login_result = ftp_login($conn_id, $ftp_user_name, $ftp_user_pass); // get the file list for / $buff = ftp_rawlist($conn_id, '/'); // close the connection ftp_close($conn_id); // output the buffer var_dump($buff); ?> The above example will output something similar to: array(3) { [0]=> string(65) "drwxr-x--- 3 vincent vincent 4096 Jul 12 12:16 public_ftp" [1]=> string(66) "drwxr-x--- 15 vincent vincent 4096 Nov 3 21:31 public_html" [2]=> string(73) "lrwxrwxrwx 1 vincent vincent 11 Jul 12 12:16 www -> public_html" } SEE ALSO
ftp_nlist(3). PHP Documentation Group FTP_RAWLIST(3)