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Event = snort coffee

vincent
11-21-2008 09:41 AM
The “season to be jolly” is coming up fast, which given the world news might be more of a challenge this year. Therefore I quote the following,* found accidentally while researching for a blog post the other day, and attributed to the late Spike Milligan:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

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GStreamer::Event(3pm)					User Contributed Perl Documentation				     GStreamer::Event(3pm)

NAME
GStreamer::Event - Structure describing events that are passed up and down a pipeline DESCRIPTION
The various event types are represented as subclasses: GStreamer::Event::FlushStart GStreamer::Event::FlushStop GStreamer::Event::EOS GStreamer::Event::NewSegment GStreamer::Event::Tag GStreamer::Event::BufferSize GStreamer::Event::QOS GStreamer::Event::Seek GStreamer::Event::Navigation GStreamer::Event::Custom::UP GStreamer::Event::Custom::DS GStreamer::Event::Custom::DS::OOB GStreamer::Event::Custom::Both GStreamer::Event::Custom::Both::OOB To create a new event, you call the constructor of the corresponding class. To check if an event is of a certain type, use the type method: if ($event -> type eq "newsegment") { # ... } elsif ($event -> type eq "eos") { # ... } To get to the content of an event, call the corresponding accessor: if ($event -> type eq "newsegment") { my $update = $event -> update; my $rate = $event -> rate; my $format = $event -> format; my $start_value = $event -> start_value; my $stop_value = $event -> stop_value; my $stream_time = $event -> stream_time; # ... } elsif ($event -> type eq "tag") { my $tag = $event -> tag; # ... } METHODS
structure = $event->get_structure eventtype = $event->type ENUMS AND FLAGS
enum GStreamer::EventType o 'unknown' / 'GST_EVENT_UNKNOWN' o 'flush-start' / 'GST_EVENT_FLUSH_START' o 'flush-stop' / 'GST_EVENT_FLUSH_STOP' o 'eos' / 'GST_EVENT_EOS' o 'newsegment' / 'GST_EVENT_NEWSEGMENT' o 'tag' / 'GST_EVENT_TAG' o 'buffersize' / 'GST_EVENT_BUFFERSIZE' o 'sink-message' / 'GST_EVENT_SINK_MESSAGE' o 'qos' / 'GST_EVENT_QOS' o 'seek' / 'GST_EVENT_SEEK' o 'navigation' / 'GST_EVENT_NAVIGATION' o 'latency' / 'GST_EVENT_LATENCY' o 'step' / 'GST_EVENT_STEP' o 'custom-upstream' / 'GST_EVENT_CUSTOM_UPSTREAM' o 'custom-downstream' / 'GST_EVENT_CUSTOM_DOWNSTREAM' o 'custom-downstream-oob' / 'GST_EVENT_CUSTOM_DOWNSTREAM_OOB' o 'custom-both' / 'GST_EVENT_CUSTOM_BOTH' o 'custom-both-oob' / 'GST_EVENT_CUSTOM_BOTH_OOB' SEE ALSO
GStreamer COPYRIGHT
Copyright (C) 2005-2011 by the gtk2-perl team. This software is licensed under the LGPL. See GStreamer for a full notice. perl v5.14.2 2012-03-01 GStreamer::Event(3pm)