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Follow the Yellow Brick Road

Tim Bass
07-19-2008 12:57 PM
Marc Adler*follows on from*Muddy Waters*to The First Annual Fluffies for CEP*where Marc also calls into question the transparency, credibility and accuracy of the various fluffy “awards” we see from time-to-time.

When I discussed this openly with Waters*in Muddy Waters*comments they kindly replied that “customers are*loath*to be a reference client for a vendor,”**like this*fact somehow justifies having 600 people, most who have never actually used the software in practice, vote on how great it is.**
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.

Or, as Mark Adler pointed out in his well written blog post The First Annual Fluffies for CEP*, a secretive “panel of renowned judge” is going to tell us, via Jolt,*who has the better solution?* Holy Cow Batman!***Let me buy a nice layout in your magazine* or web site, *please, so “my software company” will be on the short list for the “the awards”.**
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.

All this smoke-and-mirrors. share-the-love,*marketing*reminds me of The Matrix a bit, where the world as we observe it, is a complete artificial construction,*where*most people in the Matrix believe they are “real” because they do not*know that they really just a computer generated program designed to keep humans happy as they sleep in some cold goop with electrodes stuck up their you-know-what, really just bio-batteries insuring the light bill is paid.
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.

Or better yet,*these fluffies*are similar to most of*the Webinars we see where there are questions from “the audience” but we know that most of these questions did not come from the “audience” - but we all seem to continue*”the* audience” myth just like Santa Claus*and the Easter Bunny!*
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.

The*Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and the Fluffy Awards are real, if you want them to be real.* Just close your eyes and click your heels three times….
Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
Follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
Follow the Yellow Brick, Follow the Yellow Brick,
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.

We’re off to see the Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
You’ll find he is a whiz of a Wiz! If ever a Wiz! there was.
If ever oh ever a Wiz! there was The Wizard of Oz is one because,
Because, because, because, because, because.
Because of the wonderful things he does.
We’re off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

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