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The Lounge What is on Your Mind? Whats Behind Your Name? Post 56169 by auswipe on Tuesday 28th of September 2004 08:44:38 PM
Old 09-28-2004
I got mine from a Saturday Night Live skit that really tickled my funny bone. It was an episode with Nicholas Cage.

Nicholas Cage and "wife" are thinking of a name for their unborn child that is due soon.

She suggest names like "Dick" and he retorts that kids would make fun of the name.

They continue back and forth and each time he shoots down the name because the kids will make fun of the name.

The wife looks as Cage and asks him, "Honey? Did kids make fun of your name?" "No, not at all!" he retorts.

A knock at the door leads in a telegraph delivery person who reads the telegraph, "Congratulations to Julie and Asswipe".

He yells backs angrily, "Ahz-whip-ay! Ahz-whip-ay!"

So I started using Auswipe.
 

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GLGETCLIPPLANE(3G)						   OpenGL Manual						GLGETCLIPPLANE(3G)

NAME
glGetClipPlane - return the coefficients of the specified clipping plane C SPECIFICATION
void glGetClipPlane(GLenum plane, GLdouble * equation); PARAMETERS
plane Specifies a clipping plane. The number of clipping planes depends on the implementation, but at least six clipping planes are supported. They are identified by symbolic names of the form GL_CLIP_PLANEi where i ranges from 0 to the value of GL_MAX_CLIP_PLANES - 1. equation Returns four double-precision values that are the coefficients of the plane equation of plane in eye coordinates. The initial value is (0, 0, 0, 0). DESCRIPTION
glGetClipPlane returns in equation the four coefficients of the plane equation for plane. NOTES
It is always the case that GL_CLIP_PLANEi = GL_CLIP_PLANE0 + i. If an error is generated, no change is made to the contents of equation. ERRORS
GL_INVALID_ENUM is generated if plane is not an accepted value. GL_INVALID_OPERATION is generated if glGetClipPlane is executed between the execution of glBegin() and the corresponding execution of glEnd(). SEE ALSO
glClipPlane() COPYRIGHT
Copyright (C) 1991-2006 Silicon Graphics, Inc. This document is licensed under the SGI Free Software B License. For details, see http://oss.sgi.com/projects/FreeB/. AUTHORS
opengl.org opengl.org 06/10/2014 GLGETCLIPPLANE(3G)
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