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The Lounge What is on Your Mind? Funny *NIX commands Post 302955893 by sea on Wednesday 23rd of September 2015 08:27:07 AM
Old 09-23-2015
Hehe nice ones, the BSD is new to me.

Hmm i got similar issues when i try to flirt, though, somehow i think i kind of get further too :P

Not nesecarily always in this order:
Code:
make 'first step'
at bar
blkid lid >.
dig 4wonderfull-girl
finger $USER
as --warn --listing-cont-lines 0 "her thoughts"
find -a hotelroom
wget drinks
sleep
last pulse
gettext 'number'
calgrind_control --back
shift
newusers

See you at the bar Smilie
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IO::Async::Protocol::LineStream(3pm)			User Contributed Perl Documentation		      IO::Async::Protocol::LineStream(3pm)

NAME
"IO::Async::Protocol::LineStream" - stream-based protocols using lines of text SYNOPSIS
Most likely this class will be subclassed to implement a particular network protocol. package Net::Async::HelloWorld; use strict; use warnings; use base qw( IO::Async::Protocol::LineStream ); sub on_read_line { my $self = shift; my ( $line ) = @_; if( $line =~ m/^HELLO (.*)/ ) { my $name = $1; $self->invoke_event( on_hello => $name ); } } sub send_hello { my $self = shift; my ( $name ) = @_; $self->write_line( "HELLO $name" ); } This small example elides such details as error handling, which a real protocol implementation would be likely to contain. DESCRIPTION
EVENTS
The following events are invoked, either using subclass methods or CODE references in parameters: on_read_line $line Invoked when a new complete line of input is received. PARAMETERS
The following named parameters may be passed to "new" or "configure": on_read_line => CODE CODE reference for the "on_read_line" event. METHODS
$lineprotocol->write_line( $text ) Writes a line of text to the transport stream. The text will have the end-of-line marker appended to it; $text should not end with it. AUTHOR
Paul Evans <leonerd@leonerd.org.uk> perl v5.14.2 2012-10-24 IO::Async::Protocol::LineStream(3pm)
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