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The Lounge What is on Your Mind? Protocol Jokes (Lame) Post 302653843 by pludi on Sunday 10th of June 2012 05:52:35 PM
Old 06-10-2012
Taken from #protolol
Quote:
The problem with TCP jokes is that people keep retelling them slower until you get them

The problem with token ring jokes is you need to wait your turn to laugh

I tried to come up with an IPv4 joke, but the good ones were all already exhausted

I’d make a joke about UDP, but I don’t know if anyone’s actually listening…
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Mojo::URL(3pm)						User Contributed Perl Documentation					    Mojo::URL(3pm)

NAME
Mojo::URL - Uniform Resource Locator SYNOPSIS
use Mojo::URL; # Parse my $url = Mojo::URL->new('http://sri:foobar@kraih.com:3000/foo/bar?foo=bar#23'); say $url->scheme; say $url->userinfo; say $url->host; say $url->port; say $url->path; say $url->query; say $url->fragment; # Build my $url = Mojo::URL->new; $url->scheme('http'); $url->userinfo('sri:foobar'); $url->host('kraih.com'); $url->port(3000); $url->path('/foo/bar'); $url->path('baz'); $url->query->param(foo => 'bar'); $url->fragment(23); say $url; DESCRIPTION
Mojo::URL implements a subset of RFC 3986 and RFC 3987 for Uniform Resource Locators with support for IDNA and IRIs. ATTRIBUTES
Mojo::URL implements the following attributes. "authority" my $authority = $url->authority; $url = $url->authority('root:pass%3Bw0rd@localhost:8080'); Authority part of this URL. "base" my $base = $url->base; $url = $url->base(Mojo::URL->new); Base of this URL. "fragment" my $fragment = $url->fragment; $url = $url->fragment('foo'); Fragment part of this URL. "host" my $host = $url->host; $url = $url->host('127.0.0.1'); Host part of this URL. "port" my $port = $url->port; $url = $url->port(8080); Port part of this URL. "scheme" my $scheme = $url->scheme; $url = $url->scheme('http'); Scheme part of this URL. "userinfo" my $userinfo = $url->userinfo; $url = $url->userinfo('root:pass%3Bw0rd'); Userinfo part of this URL. METHODS
Mojo::URL inherits all methods from Mojo::Base and implements the following new ones. "new" my $url = Mojo::URL->new; my $url = Mojo::URL->new('http://127.0.0.1:3000/foo?f=b&baz=2#foo'); Construct a new Mojo::URL object. "clone" my $url2 = $url->clone; Clone this URL. "ihost" my $ihost = $url->ihost; $url = $url->ihost('xn--bcher-kva.ch'); Host part of this URL in punycode format. # "xn--da5b0n.net" Mojo::URL->new('http://X.net')->ihost; "is_abs" my $success = $url->is_abs; Check if URL is absolute. "parse" $url = $url->parse('http://127.0.0.1:3000/foo/bar?fo=o&baz=23#foo'); Parse URL. "path" my $path = $url->path; $url = $url->path('/foo/bar'); $url = $url->path('foo/bar'); $url = $url->path(Mojo::Path->new); Path part of this URL, relative paths will be appended to the existing path, defaults to a Mojo::Path object. # "http://mojolicio.us/DOM/HTML" Mojo::URL->new('http://mojolicio.us/perldoc/Mojo')->path('/DOM/HTML'); # "http://mojolicio.us/perldoc/DOM/HTML" Mojo::URL->new('http://mojolicio.us/perldoc/Mojo')->path('DOM/HTML'); # "http://mojolicio.us/perldoc/Mojo/DOM/HTML" Mojo::URL->new('http://mojolicio.us/perldoc/Mojo/')->path('DOM/HTML'); "query" my $query = $url->query; $url = $url->query(replace => 'with'); $url = $url->query([merge => 'with']); $url = $url->query({append => 'to'}); $url = $url->query(Mojo::Parameters->new); Query part of this URL, defaults to a Mojo::Parameters object. # "2" Mojo::URL->new('http://mojolicio.us?a=1&b=2')->query->param('b'); # "http://mojolicio.us?a=2&c=3" Mojo::URL->new('http://mojolicio.us?a=1&b=2')->query(a => 2, c => 3); # "http://mojolicio.us?a=2&b=2&c=3" Mojo::URL->new('http://mojolicio.us?a=1&b=2')->query([a => 2, c => 3]); # "http://mojolicio.us?b=2" Mojo::URL->new('http://mojolicio.us?a=1&b=2')->query([a => undef]); # "http://mojolicio.us?a=1&b=2&a=2&c=3" Mojo::URL->new('http://mojolicio.us?a=1&b=2')->query({a => 2, c => 3}); "to_abs" my $abs = $url->to_abs; my $abs = $url->to_abs(Mojo::URL->new('http://kraih.com/foo')); Clone relative URL and turn it into an absolute one. "to_rel" my $rel = $url->to_rel; my $rel = $url->to_rel(Mojo::URL->new('http://kraih.com/foo')); Clone absolute URL and turn it into a relative one. "to_string" my $string = $url->to_string; Turn URL into a string. SEE ALSO
Mojolicious, Mojolicious::Guides, <http://mojolicio.us>. perl v5.14.2 2012-09-05 Mojo::URL(3pm)
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