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The Lounge What is on Your Mind? Post Your Favorite Joke! Laugh a Little! Post 302348246 by zxmaus on Thursday 27th of August 2009 07:22:18 PM
Old 08-27-2009
The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late.

Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student‘s immediate family.

A ‘smart‘ student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. “But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?“

As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look.

“Well,“ he responded, “I guess you‘ll just have to learn to write with your other hand.“
 

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DCH-REPEAT(1)						      General Commands Manual						     DCH-REPEAT(1)

NAME
dch-repeat - repeats a changelog entry into an older release SYNOPSIS
dch-repeat --build-tree <PATH> dch-repeat --source-release <RELEASE> dch-repeat --target-release <RELEASE> dch-repeat --devel-release <RELEASE> dch-repeat --pocket <POCKET> dch-repeat -h DESCRIPTION
dch-repeat is used to repeat a changelog into an older release. It expects that --build-tree is laid out with each Ubuntu release as a separate directory ("feisty", "edgy", etc). For example, if gimp had a security update prepared for Feisty in $TREE/feisty/gimp-2.2.13, running dch-repeat in $TREE/edgy/gimp-2.2.13 would pull in the latest changelog from the Feisty build. OPTIONS
Listed below are the command line options for dch-repeat: -h or --help Display a help message and exit. --build-tree PATH Base of build trees. Default is /scratch/ubuntu/build. -s or --source-release RELEASE Which release to take changelog from. --target-release RELEASE Which release to build into. --devel-release RELEASE Which release is the development release. --pocket POCKET Which pocket to use. AUTHOR
dch-repeat was written by Kees Cook <kees@ubuntu.com>. This manual page was written by Jonathan Patrick Davies <jpds@ubuntu.com>. Both are released under the GNU General Public License, version 2. SEE ALSO
dch(1). ubuntu-dev-tools 10 August 2008 DCH-REPEAT(1)
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