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Post 302348047 by Franklin52 on Thursday 27th of August 2009 08:07:00 AM
08-27-2009
Another hunter
A guy went out hunting. He had all the gear, the jacket, the boots and the double-barreled shotgun.
As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, right on his penis.
Obviously, he had to see a doctor.
When he woke up from surgery, he found that the doctor had done a marvelous job repairing it.
As he got ready to go home, the doctor gave him a business card. "This is my brother's card.
I'll make an appointment for you to see him."
The guy says "Is your brother a doctor?"
To which the doctor replies, "No, he plays the flute.
He'll show you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."
As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, right on his penis.
Obviously, he had to see a doctor.
When he woke up from surgery, he found that the doctor had done a marvelous job repairing it.
As he got ready to go home, the doctor gave him a business card. "This is my brother's card.
I'll make an appointment for you to see him."
The guy says "Is your brother a doctor?"
To which the doctor replies, "No, he plays the flute.
He'll show you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."
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