08-22-2009
OK, this is rubbish, but....
A duck walks into a pub and asks the barman "do you have any bread?".
The barman says "No. This is a pub. We have beer, gin, whisky. That's it"
The duck says "Oh, OK, never mind. C'ya"
The next day the duck walks back into the pub and asks "do you have any bread?"
The barman says "No, I thought I told you, this is a pub. We sell beer, gin, whisky..."
"OK" says the duck, "never mind. C'ya"
The next day the duck walks back into the pub and asks the barman "got any bread?".
The barman, clearly annoyed says "Look I've told you twice, this is a pub. We sell beer, gin and whisky. If I have to tell you again you stupid twit, I'll nail your feet to the floor and kick the hell out of your head."
Next day the duck walks back into the pub and asks the barman "Got a hammer?"
"No"
"Got any nails?"
"No"
"Got any bread?"
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device::usb::pcsensor::hidtemper::temper
Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer::TEMPer(3pm) User Contributed Perl Documentation Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer::TEMPer(3pm)
Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer::TEMPer - The HidTEMPer thermometer
VERSION
Version 0.02
SYNOPSIS
None
DESCRIPTION
This is the implementation of the HidTEMPer thermometer that have only one internal sensor measuring the temperature. It is important to
notice that the TEMPer device with one external sensor will not function, although being recognized correctly.
CONSTANTS
None
METHODS
o init()
Initialize the device, connects the sensors and makes the object ready for use.
INHERIT METHODS FROM
Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer::Device
DEPENDENCIES
This module internally includes and takes use of the following packages:
use Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer::Device;
use Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer::TEMPer::Internal;
This module uses the strict and warning pragmas.
BUGS
Please report any bugs or missing features using the CPAN RT tool.
FOR MORE INFORMATION
None
AUTHOR
Magnus Sulland < msulland@cpan.org >
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
None
COPYRIGHT & LICENSE
Copyright (c) 2010 Magnus Sulland
This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself.
perl v5.10.1 2010-07-24 Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer::TEMPer(3pm)