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The Lounge What is on Your Mind? Post Your Favorite Joke! Laugh a Little! Post 302346526 by Scott on Saturday 22nd of August 2009 06:11:46 PM
Old 08-22-2009
OK, this is rubbish, but....

A duck walks into a pub and asks the barman "do you have any bread?".

The barman says "No. This is a pub. We have beer, gin, whisky. That's it"

The duck says "Oh, OK, never mind. C'ya"

The next day the duck walks back into the pub and asks "do you have any bread?"

The barman says "No, I thought I told you, this is a pub. We sell beer, gin, whisky..."

"OK" says the duck, "never mind. C'ya"

The next day the duck walks back into the pub and asks the barman "got any bread?".

The barman, clearly annoyed says "Look I've told you twice, this is a pub. We sell beer, gin and whisky. If I have to tell you again you stupid twit, I'll nail your feet to the floor and kick the hell out of your head."

Next day the duck walks back into the pub and asks the barman "Got a hammer?"

"No"

"Got any nails?"

"No"

"Got any bread?"
 

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This is the implementation of the HidTEMPer thermometer that have only one internal sensor measuring the temperature. It is important to notice that the TEMPer device with one external sensor will not function, although being recognized correctly. CONSTANTS None METHODS o init() Initialize the device, connects the sensors and makes the object ready for use. INHERIT METHODS FROM
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