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08-22-2009

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OK, this is rubbish, but....

A duck walks into a pub and asks the barman "do you have any bread?".

The barman says "No. This is a pub. We have beer, gin, whisky. That's it"

The duck says "Oh, OK, never mind. C'ya"

The next day the duck walks back into the pub and asks "do you have any bread?"

The barman says "No, I thought I told you, this is a pub. We sell beer, gin, whisky..."

"OK" says the duck, "never mind. C'ya"

The next day the duck walks back into the pub and asks the barman "got any bread?".

The barman, clearly annoyed says "Look I've told you twice, this is a pub. We sell beer, gin and whisky. If I have to tell you again you stupid twit, I'll nail your feet to the floor and kick the hell out of your head."

Next day the duck walks back into the pub and asks the barman "Got a hammer?"

"No"

"Got any nails?"

"No"

"Got any bread?"

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moose::meta::typeconstraint::ducktype5.18

Moose::Meta::TypeConstraint::DuckType(3)		User Contributed Perl Documentation		  Moose::Meta::TypeConstraint::DuckType(3)

NAME

       Moose::Meta::TypeConstraint::DuckType - Type constraint for duck typing

VERSION

       version 2.1202

DESCRIPTION

       This class represents type constraints based on an enumerated list of required methods.

INHERITANCE

       "Moose::Meta::TypeConstraint::DuckType" is a subclass of Moose::Meta::TypeConstraint.

METHODS

       Moose::Meta::TypeConstraint::DuckType->new(%options)
	   This creates a new duck type constraint based on the given %options.

	   It takes the same options as its parent, with several exceptions. First, it requires an additional option, "methods". This should be an
	   array reference containing a list of required method names. Second, it automatically sets the parent to the "Object" type.

	   Finally, it ignores any provided "constraint" option. The constraint is generated automatically based on the provided "methods".

       $constraint->methods
	   Returns the array reference of required methods provided to the constructor.

       $constraint->create_child_type
	   This returns a new Moose::Meta::TypeConstraint object with the type as its parent.

	   Note that it does not return a "Moose::Meta::TypeConstraint::DuckType" object!

BUGS

       See "BUGS" in Moose for details on reporting bugs.

AUTHORS

       o   Stevan Little <stevan.little@iinteractive.com>

       o   Dave Rolsky <autarch@urth.org>

       o   Jesse Luehrs <doy@tozt.net>

       o   Shawn M Moore <code@sartak.org>

       o   XXXX XXX'XX (Yuval Kogman) <nothingmuch@woobling.org>

       o   Karen Etheridge <ether@cpan.org>

       o   Florian Ragwitz <rafl@debian.org>

       o   Hans Dieter Pearcey <hdp@weftsoar.net>

       o   Chris Prather <chris@prather.org>

       o   Matt S Trout <mst@shadowcat.co.uk>

COPYRIGHT AND LICENSE

       This software is copyright (c) 2006 by Infinity Interactive, Inc..

       This is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as the Perl 5 programming language system itself.

perl v5.18.2							    2014-01-19				  Moose::Meta::TypeConstraint::DuckType(3)