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The Lounge What is on Your Mind? what was the most funny or weird thing that ever happened to you in your job Post 302346001 by methyl on Thursday 20th of August 2009 07:16:18 PM
Old 08-20-2009
A good customer from a major client logged a call to say that their daily status reports had stopped some days ago. Noticing that the telephone number on the call was now international I jokingly asked whether he was on holiday?
No, we have moved the office.
When you moved office, did you bring the central stats computer with you?
No.
 

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SYNOPSIS
bool mysqlnd_ms_match_wild (string $table_name, string $wildcard) DESCRIPTION
Finds whether a table name matches a wildcard pattern or not. This function is not of much practical relevance with PECL mysqlnd_ms 1.1.0 because the plugin does not support MySQL replication table filtering yet. PARAMETERS
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