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The Lounge What is on Your Mind? Post Your Favorite Joke! Laugh a Little! Post 302345742 by Franklin52 on Thursday 20th of August 2009 05:50:41 AM
Old 08-20-2009
One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun.
He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately
says no and walks off the bus.
The bus driver leans over and says "Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you"

Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to
an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and
tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you.

The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop.

Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the
nun praying, on her knees. He sits behind her and says "Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be
forgiven if you have sex with me!"

The nun agrees but asks if they can have anal sex in order to keep her virginity.
The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and
says "Surpise, its me the Hippie!"

The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says "Surprise, its me the bus driver!"
 

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Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer(3pm)			User Contributed Perl Documentation		     Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer(3pm)

NAME
Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer - Device overview VERSION
Version 0.02 SYNOPSIS
Shared code: use Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer; my $pcsensor = Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer->new(); Single-device systems: my $device = $pcsensor->device(); print $device->external()->fahrenheit() if defined $device->external(); Multi-device systems: my @devices = $pcsensor->list_devices(); foreach my $device ( @devices ){ print $device->internal()->celsius() if defined $device->internal(); } DESCRIPTION
This module is a simplified interface to the HidTEMPer thermometers created by PCSensor. It hides any problems recognizing the correct objects to initialize and the dependency on Device::USB. Use of the connected thermometers can be done by either creating a array of objects if multiple devices are connected, or the function device() if only one device is present. One example of its usage can be found in the Linux Journal August 2010, "Cool Projects edition" page 32-34. CONSTANTS The following constants are declared o PRODUCT_ID Contains the hex value of the product id on the usb chip, in this case 0x660c o VENDOR_ID Contains the hex value representing the manufacturer of the chip, in this case "Tenx Technology, Inc." o SUPPORTED_DEVICES Contains the mapping between name and identifiers for all supported thermometers. Hex value Product Internal sensor External sensor 0x5b HidTEMPerNTC Yes Yes 0x58 HidTEMPer Yes No METHODS o new() Initialize the system, and the USB-connection to be used. o device() Return a single thermometer instance. ONLY to be used in systems using a single thermometer device. Returns undef if no devices was found. o list_devices() Returns an array of recognized thermometer instances if an array value is expected, otherwise it returns a scalar with the number of devices found. DEPENDENCIES
This module internally includes and takes use of the following packages: use Device::USB; use Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer::Device; use Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer::NTC; use Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer::TEMPer; This module uses the strict and warning pragmas. BUGS
Please report any bugs or missing features using the CPAN RT tool. FOR MORE INFORMATION
None AUTHOR
Magnus Sulland < msulland@cpan.org > ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
None COPYRIGHT &; LICENSE Copyright (c) 2010 Magnus Sulland This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself. perl v5.10.1 2010-07-24 Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer(3pm)
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