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Old 07-15-2009
The pope of Rome has died. He walks up the golden stair and knocks on the Pearly Gate.

Saint Peter looks out: "What's up?"

"I want to come in!"

"Ah, uh, and ... who are you?"

"I am the Pope of Rome."

"Pope of Rome?", Peter scratches his ear, "Pope of Rome ... Pope of Rome .... sorry, i don't know any Pope of Rome. But wait - maybe Junior knows."

Peter goes to Jesus Christ and asks "hey, Junior, there is a guy outside and he wants to come in. He says he is the Pope of Rome. Do you know any 'Pope of Rome'?"

"Pope of Rome ... Pope of Rome", Jesus mutters, "sorry. I don't know any 'Pope of Rome'. But ask the boss. Maybe daddy knows."

So Peter goes to God and asks: "Uh, boss, there is this guy outside who wants to come in. He claims to be some 'Pope of Rome', but nobody has ever heard about a Pope of Rome. Do you know him?"

"Pope of Rome ...., hm, Pope of Rome ...", God strikes his beard, "sorry, never heard of him. But have you asked Smokey?"

So Saint Peter shouts "Smokey! Smokey!". There is a little lightning, a puff of smoke and there stands the Holy Spirit.

"Ahem, Smokey, sorry to bother you, but there is a guy outside wanting to come in, he claims he is some 'Pope of Rome'. Do you know any 'Pope of Rome'?"

"Pope of Rome ...., Pope of Rome ...", the Holy Spirit mutters, shaking his head. Then he cries out: "The POPE OF ROME! Now it comes to me! This is the guy that keeps telling ugly stories about me and Saint Mary - GET HIM OUT! GET HIM OUT!"

bakunin
 

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vselect(1Vi)															      vselect(1Vi)

NAME
vselect - select objects from a Vista data file SYNOPSIS
vselect [-option ...] [infile] [outfile] DESCRIPTION
vselect copies selected objects from an input file to an output file. Command line options specify which objects are to be copied. Objects may be selected by type (e.g., all images), by name, by the value of some attribute, or by position within the input file. COMMAND LINE OPTIONS
vselect accepts the following options: -help Prints a message describing options. -in Specifies a Vista data file from which objects are to be selected. -out Specifies where to write the selected objects as a Vista data file. The input and output files can be specified on the command line or allowed to default to the standard input and output streams. In addition, exactly one of the following options must be used to specify the objects to be selected: -object i Select the ith object. Objects in the input file are numbered consecutively from 0. -name name Select any object whose attribute name is name. -type type Select any object whose type is type. -attr name value Select any object having an attribute with the specified name and value. Finally, any of these selection criteria can be inverted: -not Reverses the sense of the selection criterion. EXAMPLES
To select the first object from a file: vselect -object 0 < infile > outfile To select the attribute named ``cantaloupe'' from a file: vselect -name cantaloupe < infile > outfile To select everything but images from a file: vselect -type image -not < infile > outfile To select images with ubyte pixels from a file of images: vselect -attr nbands ubyte < infile > outfile AUTHOR
Art Pope <pope@cs.ubc.ca> Vista Version 1.12 24 April 1993 vselect(1Vi)
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