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The Lounge What is on Your Mind? Post Your Favorite Joke! Laugh a Little! Post 302308275 by rhfrommn on Friday 17th of April 2009 02:33:45 PM
Old 04-17-2009
A man was walking by the insane asylum. He could hear the inmates chanting in the courtyard "THIRTEEN, THIRTEEN, THIRTEEN . . . ." But he couldn't see anything due to a wood fence hiding the courtyard from view. As he kept walking the chant continued "THIRTEEN, THIRTEEN, THIRTEEN . . . ." and he got more and more curious. It was driving him crazy not to know what they were chanting about. Finally he saw a small hole in the fence about waist-high and knelt down to see what was going on.

Just as his eye got up to the hole in the fence, a penis poked through the hole and got him in the eye. He heard the inmates chanting again. "FOURTEEN, FOURTEEN, FOURTEEN!"
 

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FENCE_NODE(8)							      cluster							     FENCE_NODE(8)

NAME
fence_node - a utility to run fence agents SYNOPSIS
fence_node [OPTIONS] nodename DESCRIPTION
This utility runs a fence agent against nodename. The agent and args are taken from the running cluster configuration based on clus- ter.conf(5). fence_node is a wrapper around the libfence functions: fence_node() and unfence_node(). These libfence functions use libccs to read the node fencing configuration, which means that corosync (with cman and ccs) must be running to use fence_node(8). The fenced(8) daemon is the main user of libfence:fence_node(), and the configuration details for that function are given in the fenced(8) man page. Fencing vs. Unfencing The main use for unfencing is with storage/SAN (non-power) agents. When using power-based fencing agents, the fencing action itself is supposed to turn a node back on after first turning the power off (this happens automatically with a "reboot" action, and needs to be configured explicitly as "off" + "on" otherwise.) When using storage-based fencing agents, the fencing action is not allowed to re-enable a node after disabling it. Re-enabling a fenced node is only safe once the node has been rebooted. A natural way to re-enable a fenced node's access to storage, is for that node to re- enable the access itself during its startup process. The cman init script calls fence_node -U (nodename defaults to local nodename when unfencing). Unfencing a node without an <unfence> configuration (see below) is a no-op. The basic differences between fencing and unfencing: Fencing 1. libfence: fence_node(), command line: fence_node nodename 2. Turns off or disables a node. 3. Agents run with the default action of "off", "disable" or "reboot". 4. Performed by a cluster node against another node that fails (by the fenced daemon). Unfencing 1. libfence: unfence_node(), command line: fence_node -U nodename 2. Turns on or enables a node. 3. Agents run with the explicit action of "on" or "enable". 4. Performed by a cluster node "against" itself during startup (by the cman init script). OPTIONS
-U Unfence the node, default local node name. -v Show fence agent results, -vv to also show agent args. -h Print a help message describing available options, then exit. -V Print program version information, then exit. FILES
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fenced(8) cluster 2009-12-21 FENCE_NODE(8)
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