04-16-2009
One of our forum members married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a Moderator at UNIX.COM. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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LEARN ABOUT DEBIAN
universal::moniker
moniker(3pm) User Contributed Perl Documentation moniker(3pm)
NAME
UNIVERSAL::moniker - Nicer names for your Perl modules/classes
SYNOPSIS
use UNIVERSAL::moniker;
DESCRIPTION
Class names in Perl often don't sound great when spoken, or look good when written in prose. For this reason, we tend to say things like
"customer" or "basket" when we are referring to "My::Site::User::Customer" or "My::Site::Shop::Basket". We thought it would be nice if our
classes knew what we would prefer to call them.
This module will add a "moniker" (and "plural_moniker") method to "UNIVERSAL", and so to every class or module.
moniker
$ob->moniker;
Returns the moniker for $ob. So, if $ob->isa("Big::Scary::Animal"), "moniker" will return "animal".
plural_moniker
$ob->plural_moniker;
Returns the plural moniker for $ob. So, if $ob->isa("Cephalopod::Octopus"), "plural_moniker" will return "octopuses".
(You need to install Lingua::EN::Inflect for this to work.)
AUTHORS
Marty Pauley <marty+perl@kasei.com>, Tony Bowden <tony@kasei.com>, Elizabeth Mattijsen <liz@dijkmat.nl>
(Yes, 3 authors for such a small module!)
COPYRIGHT
Copyright (C) 2004 Kasei
This program is free software; you can redistribute it under the same terms as
Perl.
This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT
ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS
FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.
perl v5.10.0 2009-06-09 moniker(3pm)