04-16-2009
One of our forum members married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a Moderator at UNIX.COM. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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eucJP(5) Standards, Environments, and Macros eucJP(5)
NAME
eucJP, eucjp - map between Japanese EUC and character set
DESCRIPTION
In SunOS and JFP, Japanese EUC (Extended UNIX code) is used as character code system expressing multi-byte languages including Japanese
character in the "ja" locale. This manual page shows map between Japanese EUC and character set.
The following is a map table for Japanese EUC and character set (SS2 stands for 0x8e, and SS3 stands for 0x8f ).
Table 1
Japanese EUC character set
0x00 - 0x19 JIS X 0201-1976 function
character set
0x20 JIS X 0201-1976 space char-
acter
0x21 - 0x7e JIS X 0201-1976 figure char-
acter set for roman charac-
ter
0x7f JIS X 0201-1976 erase char-
acter
0x80 - 0x9f ISO 6429 C1 control charac-
ter (except for 0x8e, 0x8f)
SS2 0xa1 - 0xdf JIS X 0201-1976 figure char-
acter set for katakana
(except for an area of unde-
fined character E/0 - F/14)
SS3 0xa1a1 - 0xa1fe JIS X 0212-1990 (1 ku 1 ten
- 1 ku 94 ten)
SS3 0xa2a1 - 0xa2fe JIS X 0212-1990 (2 ku 1 ten
- 2 ku 94 ten)
: :
: :
SS3 0xf3a1 - 0xf3fe JIS X 0212-1990 (83 ku 1 ten
- 83 ku 94 ten)
SS3 0xf4a1 - 0xf4fe JIS X 0212-1990 (84 ku 1 ten
- 84 ku 94 ten)
0xa1a1 - 0xa1fe JIS X 0208-1990 (1 ku 1 ten
- 1 ku 94 ten)
0xa2a1 - 0xa2fe JIS X 0208-1990 (2 ku 1 ten
- 2 ku 94 ten)
: :
: :
0xf3a1 - 0xf3fe JIS X 0208-1990 (83 ku 1 ten
- 83 ku 94 ten)
0xf4a1 - 0xf4fe JIS X 0208-1990 (84 ku 1 ten
- 84 ku 94 ten)
Each character set corresponds with Japanese EUC code set numbers as follows.
Table 2
character set (coding charac- Japanese EUC extended code set no.
ter set)
JIS X 0201 figure character 0
set for roman character
JIS X 0208-1990 1
JIS X 0201 figure character 2
set for katakana
JIS X 0212-1990 3
NOTES
In Japanese EUC area below has special meaning.
Table 3
Japanese EUC area of character set meaning
SS3 0xf3a1 - 0xf4fe JIS X 0212-1990 83 ku Vender Defined Character
- 84 ku
(IBM extension character
not included in JIS X
0212-1990)
SS3 0xf5a1 - 0xfefe User Defined Character
11 ku - 20 ku
0xada1 - 0xadfe JIS X 0208-1990 13 ku Vender Defined Character
(special symbols)
0xf5a1 - 0xfefe User Defined Character
1 ku - 10 ku
SEE ALSO
PCK(5)
SunOS 5.10 12 June 2000 eucJP(5)