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The Lounge What is on Your Mind? Post Your Favorite Joke! Laugh a Little! Post 302307687 by amitranjansahu on Thursday 16th of April 2009 05:20:05 AM
Old 04-16-2009
At a doctor's shop one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious
backache. The doctor examines him and asks him "What the hell did you do to
your back?

"The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club?
Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my
bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife and the
balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find
anyone.

As looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing
himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I strained my
back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor
says "My previous looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened
to you?"

He replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the
first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I
was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you
won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients
do.The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor!"
 

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DIRVISH-LOCATE(1)					      General Commands Manual						 DIRVISH-LOCATE(1)

NAME
dirvish-locate - locate file versions in dirvish images SYNOPSIS
dirvish-locate vault[:branch] pattern DESCRIPTION
Locate versions of files in a dirvish vault The index of each image specified vault is searched for paths matching pattern. Each path found matching the pattern will be reported fol- lowed by a modification time of each version of the file and all images having a link to it. The optional branch specification will restrict searching to the specified branch. Images with an error status will be skipped as will any without index files. The index file may be compressed by gzip or bzip2. See tree and index in dirvish.conf(5) for details. The pattern is a perl regular expression to match the final component of the path. Append .* to the end of the pattern if you wish to match any substring of the whole path or $ if you wish to anchor the pattern to the end of the path. See perlre(1) for details. Directories are excluded from matching as they would wind up matching every file within them anyway. Symlinks are also excluded from matching. If the pattern matches too many paths dirvish-locate will only report the paths matched and not versions. As a sanity check if the number of matches is really excessive dirvish-locate will limit the number of images searched. Excessive matches is an indication of an insuffi- ciently specific pattern. Use the resulting path list to compose a more specific one. EXIT CODES
To facilitate further automation and integration of dirvish-locate with other tools dirvish-locate provides rationalised exit codes. The exit codes are range based. While the code for a specific error may change from one version to another it will remain within the specified range. So don't test for specific exit codes but instead test for a range of values. To the degree possible higher value ranges indicate more severe errors. 0 success 200-219 An error was encountered in loading a configuration file. 220-254 An error was detected in the configuration. 255 Incorrect usage. FILES
/etc/dirvish/master.conf alternate master configuration file. /etc/dirvish.conf master configuration file. bank/vault/image/summary image creation summary. bank/vault/image/index bank/vault/image/index.gz bank/vault/image/index.bz2 dirvish index file. SEE ALSO
dirvish.conf(5) BUGS
DIRVISH-LOCATE(1)
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