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The Lounge What is on Your Mind? Post Your Favorite Joke! Laugh a Little! Post 302307687 by amitranjansahu on Thursday 16th of April 2009 05:20:05 AM
Old 04-16-2009
At a doctor's shop one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious
backache. The doctor examines him and asks him "What the hell did you do to
your back?

"The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club?
Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my
bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife and the
balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find
anyone.

As looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing
himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I strained my
back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor
says "My previous looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened
to you?"

He replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the
first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I
was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you
won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients
do.The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor!"
 

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