04-16-2009
At a doctor's shop one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious
backache. The doctor examines him and asks him "What the hell did you do to
your back?
"The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club?
Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my
bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife and the
balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find
anyone.
As looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing
himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I strained my
back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor
says "My previous looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened
to you?"
He replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the
first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I
was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you
won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients
do.The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor!"
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ofxconnect
OFXCONNECT(1) User Commands OFXCONNECT(1)
NAME
ofxconnect - Create a statement request file
SYNOPSIS
ofxconnect [OPTIONS]... [FILES]...
DESCRIPTION
ofxconnect 0.9.4
prints to stdout the created OFX file based on the options you pass it. currently it will only create a statement request file. you can
POST this to an OFX server to request a statement from that financial institution for that account.
-h, --help
Print help and exit
-V, --version
Print version and exit
--fipid=STRING
FI partner identifier (looks up fid, org & url from partner server)
--fid=STRING
FI identifier
--org=STRING
FI org tag
--bank=STRING
IBAN bank identifier
--broker=STRING
Broker identifier
--user=STRING
User name
--pass=STRING
Password
--acct=STRING
Account ID
--type=INT
Account Type 1=checking 2=invest 3=ccard
--past=LONG
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--url=STRING
Url to POST the data to (otherwise goes to stdout)
--trid=INT
Transaction id
Group: command
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Request for a statement
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List supported services for a given fipid
--allsupport
List all banks which support online banking
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