04-16-2009
At a doctor's shop one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious
backache. The doctor examines him and asks him "What the hell did you do to
your back?
"The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club?
Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my
bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife and the
balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find
anyone.
As looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing
himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I strained my
back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor
says "My previous looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened
to you?"
He replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the
first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I
was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you
won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients
do.The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor!"
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device::usb::pcsensor::hidtemper::ntc
Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer::NTC(3pm) User Contributed Perl Documentation Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer::NTC(3pm)
Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer::NTC - The HidTEMPerNTC thermometer
VERSION
Version 0.02
SYNOPSIS
None
DESCRIPTION
This is the implementation of the HidTEMPerNTC thermometer that has both one internal and one external sensor measuring the temperature.
CONSTANTS
None
METHODS
o init()
Initialize the device, connects the sensors and makes the object ready for use.
INHERIT METHODS FROM
Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer::Device
DEPENDENCIES
This module internally includes and takes use of the following packages:
use Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer::Device;
use Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer::NTC::Internal;
use Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer::NTC::External;
This module uses the strict and warning pragmas.
BUGS
Please report any bugs or missing features using the CPAN RT tool.
FOR MORE INFORMATION
None
AUTHOR
Magnus Sulland < msulland@cpan.org >
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
None
COPYRIGHT & LICENSE
Copyright (c) 2010 Magnus Sulland
This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself.
perl v5.10.1 2010-07-24 Device::USB::PCSensor::HidTEMPer::NTC(3pm)