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The Lounge What is on Your Mind? Post Your Favorite Joke! Laugh a Little! Post 302306245 by bakunin on Saturday 11th of April 2009 11:06:15 PM
Old 04-12-2009
Quote:
Originally Posted by Perderabo
Two engineers were riding in a hot air balloon. They were blown off course and were completely lost. They finally saw a guy on the ground and they shouted "Can you tell us where we are?" After a few minutes, the guy yelled back "You're up in a balloon." One engineer said to the other, "Just our luck to run into a mathematician". The other engineer responded, "How do you know he was a mathematician?" "Well, in the first place he took a long time to answer; second, his answer was 100% correct; and third, it was totally useless."
This one has actually a continuation:

The guy on earth heard that exchange and yelled back:
"You sure are managers, aren't you?"
"Yes, we are managers. How did you know?"
"Well, first you use a device you are not qualified to operate, then you become completely lost and finally, somehow this is my fault now."


bakunin
 

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RPLAY.HOSTS(5)							File Formats Manual						    RPLAY.HOSTS(5)

NAME
rplay.hosts - rplay host authentication database SYNOPSIS
/usr/local/etc/rplay.hosts DESCRIPTION
The rplay.hosts file contains a list of hosts and access permissions which rplayd uses to validate incoming connections. Each line is of the form: hostname[:permission] where hostname is the name of a remote host or a host's IP address. Wildcards can be used within IP addresses to match multiple hosts. The wildcard character is "*". permission is an optional field containing any combination of the following characters: r the host can read sounds. w the host can write sounds. x the host can play, stop, pause, and continue sounds. This is normally called execute permission. m the host can monitor the audio stream written by rplayd to the audio device. "rx" permissions are used when no permissions are specified. EXAMPLE
# # All hosts have read access: # *:r # # Trusted hosts: # nice-guy.sdsu.edu:rwx friend.sdsu.edu:rwx amigo.sdsu.edu:rwx 130.191.224.224:rwx # # Hosts which can read and execute: # foo.bar.com:rx 130.190.*:rx 146.244.234.*:rx using.default.perms.edu # # Hosts which can monitor the audio stream # nsa.sdsu.edu:m FILES
/usr/local/etc/rplay.hosts SEE ALSO
rplayd(1) BUGS
The permissions for an "*" entry apply to all matching hosts. The order of this file does not matter. Specific hosts can have access dis- abled with entries like: bad.guy.edu: however, any matching "*" entries will still apply. 12/21/97 RPLAY.HOSTS(5)
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