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The Lounge What is on Your Mind? Post Your Favorite Joke! Laugh a Little! Post 302304696 by Franklin52 on Tuesday 7th of April 2009 05:44:36 AM
Old 04-07-2009
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pending".

He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, "Looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?"
The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden.

The warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger into the duck's butt, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, "This here's a Washington state duck. Do you have a Washington state hunting license?"
The hunter pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the warden a Washington state hunting license.

The warden took a second duck, inserted another finger in the bird's butt, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, "This here's an Idaho duck. Do you have an Idaho state hunting license?"
The hunter, getting annoyed, produced an Idaho state hunting license.

The warden took a third duck, conducted the same finger test, and said,
"This here's an Oregon state duck. Do you have an Oregon state hunting license?"
Once again, only this time more aggravated, the hunter produced the appropriate license.

The warden, a little disappointed at having struck out, handed the ducks back to the hunter and said, "You've got all of these licenses, just where the hell are you from?"

The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and said "You're so smart, YOU tell ME!"
 

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expack(1)						      General Commands Manual							 expack(1)

NAME
expack - manipulate Flex files SYNOPSIS
expack -a FLEXFILE FILE... expack -c FLEXFILE FILE... expack -x FLEXFILE [INDEX] expack -i MANIFEST expack -l FLEXFILE DESCRIPTION
expack is a command-line utility that lets you extract and create Flex files. Flex files are archives (which means that they act as con- tainers for other files, somewhat like directories) used by Ultima 7 to store most of its data. Note that the names of the original files are not stored in the Flex -- files are only retrievable by their index. Modes of operation -a Add --NOT IMPLEMENTED YET. FUTURE ENHANCEMENT-- This command adds one or more FILEs to the end of FLEXFILE. -c Create This command takes one or more FILEs and bundles them into FLEXFILE, overwriting it in the process. -x Extract Lets you extract the files contained within FLEXFILE. If INDEX is given only the file at this position will be unpacked, otherwise all files are extracted. The created files will be named index.u7o. -i Input Similar to "Create", this command creates FLEXFILE from a number of input files. However, "Input" takes the names of the input files from MANIFEST instead of the command line. MANIFEST must be a list of file names, one per line. The first name is that of the Flex file that is to be created, the rest are the input files used in building it. -l List This command lists the contents of a FLEXFILE. It gives you the number of files contained within the Flex file, as well as the length of each file. EXAMPLES
expack -a animals.flx bee.wav Adds bee.wav to the Flex file animals.flx. expack -a animals.flx hamster.wav snake.wav donkey.wav Adds hamster.wav, snake.wav, and donkey.wav to the Flex file animals.flx. expack -c animals.flx duck.wav cat.wav cow.wav dog.wav Creates a new Flex file animals.flx containing duck.wav, cat.wav, cow.wav, and dog.wav. expack -x text.flx 17 Extracts the file at position 17fromtext.flxinto17.u7o. expack -x text.flx Extracts all files from text.flx into files named 0.u7o, 1.u7o, 2.u7o, etc. expack -i wavlist With wavlist reading: jmsfx.flx ant.wav bee.wav cat.wav will create a new Flex file jmsfx.flx consisting of ant.wav, bee.wav, andcat.wav. expack -l text.flx Lists the number and lenghts of files contained in text.flx. BUGS
The "Add" command (-a) does not work yet. AUTHOR
This manpage was written by Robert Bihlmeyer based on a text by Marc Winterrowd. It may be freely redistributed and modified under the terms of the GNU General Public License version 2 or higher. Exult 2002-03-23 expack(1)
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