04-06-2009
At the retirement home a nurse sees an old man, at least 95, maybe even 100 years old. He is busy reading a Linux book! So she asks, "Why are you reading a Linux book?" He replies, "Well, I don't have much time left in this world and I'm sure that the computers in Heaven are running Linux. So I just want to be ready."
"But happens if you wind up in, you know, that other place?"
"No problem. I have a Vista book too!"
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EBZIP(1) User Commands EBZIP(1)
NAME
ebzip - compress a CD-ROM book
SYNOPSIS
ebzip [option...] [book-directory]
OPTIONS
-f --force-overwrite
set overwrite mode to `force' (same as `--overwrite force')
-h --help
display this help, then exit
-i --information
list information of compressed files
-k --keep
don't delete original files
-l INTEGER --level INTEGER
compression level; 0..5 (default: 0)
-n --no-overwrite
set overwrite mode to `no' (same as `--overwrite no')
-o DIRECTORY --output-directory DIRECTORY
ouput files under DIRECTORY (default: .)
-q --quiet --silence
suppress all warnings
-s TYPE[,TYPE] --skip-content TYPE[,TYPE...]
skip content; font, graphic, sound or movie (default: none is skipped)
-S SUBBOOK[,SUBBOOK...] --subbook SUBBOOK[,SUBBOOK...]
target subbook (default: all subbooks)
-t --test
only check for input files
-u --uncompress
uncompress files
-v --version
display version number, then exit
-w MODE --overwrite MODE
set overwrite mode of output files; confirm, force or no (default: confirm)
-z --compress
compress files
Argument:
book-directory
top directory of a CD-ROM book (default: .)
Default action:
When invoked as `ebunzip', uncompression is the default action. When invoked as `ebzipinfo', listing information is the default
action. Otherwise, compression is the default action.
REPORTING BUGS
Report bugs to m-kasahr@sra.co.jp.
COPYRIGHT
Copyright (C) 1997-2006 Motoyuki Kasahara
ebzip (EB Library) version 4.4.3 July 2012 EBZIP(1)