Our stack used to be FreeBSD - Lighttpd - MySQL - Perl - Python - C++, which abbreviates to flimppc++ and pronounced as flimpsy.
Not great, but still better than our newer stack: Linux - Lighttpd - MariaDB - Perl - Python - C++, which abbreviates to llimppc++. The phonetic meaning behind that word is much less sympathetic:
Limpsy - Merriam-Webster Dictionary
Ironically, we are exactly making this move for performance reasons. Such is the tragic of wanting high-performance computing machines.