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NAME

       lart - Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool - use a lart to adjust lusers' attitudes

SYNOPSIS

       lart [ -use tool ] [ -bBfFgklp ] <lusername>

DESCRIPTION

       lart  adjusts  the  attitudes  of those pesky, clueless people who rely upon their admins for everything from picking their mice off of the
       floor to turning on their monitors; namely, the luser(8).  Running lart with the appropriate arguments will cause the  specified  luser	to
       run away screaming in agony.  Alternatively, you can make the luser buy you a beer, after killing all of their processes.

OPTIONS

       -use tool      Choose  your  weapon.   If this option is not specified, the enviroment variable LART is used.  If neither is set, a default
		      value will be used, which is set at compile time

       -b	      Used to increase the size of your lart

       -B	      The BOFH option.	Removes a users files and kills all their processes.  If used in conjunction with -p this will also  cause
		      syslog to make entries proving that <lusername> was the second gunman behind the grassy knoll

       -f	      Only fake luser's attitude readjustment session.	Provided primarily for testing purposes.  Mutually exclusive with -B

       -F	      fsck <lusername>
		       as a raw device.  Note that this option has not been tested, as it is rather difficult to find volunteers

       -g	      Graphic violence.  Uses curses to monitor <lusername> during the beating.

       -k	      Kill.  A rather permanent option, and as such is not highly recommended.	Can only be invoked once per <lusername>

       -p	      See -B

SEE ALSO

       sysadmin(1), guru(8), luser(8)

								    01 23 1996								  lart(1M)

RTFM(1) 						      General Commands Manual							   RTFM(1)

NAME

       rtfm - a response for easy questions from clueless lusers

SYNOPSIS

       rtfm [ -p ] [ -h ] [ -d option ] [ -i interval ] [ -a action ] [ -q luser]

DESCRIPTION

       rtfm  is  a  command for system administrators to use in dealing with new users.  rtfm is useful for dealing with users having trouble with
       their pictures downloaded from alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.  rtfm will continue to run until killed  by  hand,  using	`kill  processid'.
       rtfm can be invoked by anyone who has enough of a clue to know what a man page is.

OPTIONS

       -p     Give the answer in a polite fashion.

       -h     Tell the clueless luser to go to hell. Used with the -p option, they'll look forward to the trip.

       -d option
	      Debug mode using option where option is one of the following:

	      query Ask the luser what part of rtfm that he or she does not understand.

	      planet Ask what planet the luser is from.

	      literacy Ask the luser if the luser can read.

	      english Ask the luser if the luser understands English.

	      Mac Ask the luser if the luser has ever used a computer other than a Macintosh.

	      Nintendo Same as the Mac option, but slightly more harsh.

       -i interval
	      Enable  within interval seconds. interval is the time between a luser asking the same damn fool question.  This option must be acti-
	      vated for the -a option. It stores the time of the question in /var/run/luser and checks that file each time that rtfm is activated.
	      interval is a number of minutes, of the form xxx.xx where each x is a decimal digit. The default is 5.00 minutes.

       -a action
	      This  defines some action to be taken in the event that the -i flag condition is met. action can be defined either at the flag level
	      or by a file. The options for flags are as follows:

	      scream Let out a scream of utter frustration.

	      hair Rip out your hair in total frustration.

	      rm Automatic command ran in lusers home directory. It can have an addition -rf flag added.

	      ignore Ignore the luser.

	      warn Warn the other sysadmins.

	      forward Forward to CNS advising. Particullary if the complaint is /dev/null is full.

	      kill Kill all the lusers processes.

	      FILE=file.name Use a file to define a course of actions. This can be any executeable file except those using ksh, which no god-fear-
	      ing right-thinking sysadmin would be caught using lest he be struck down by the wrath of God.

       -q luser
	      Query file /etc/luser to see if luser is a real luser or a first time luser.

FILES

       /etc/luser

SEE ALSO

       mr.biff(2),

BUGS

       rtfm only checks /var/run/luser when the -a option is specified and after the -i option is invoked. Otherwise /tmp would fill up rapidly on
       many systems. Also, core may dump if the -a FILE= option is anatomically impossible.

GNU Utilities							   July 27, 1997							   RTFM(1)