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Old 09-23-2015
Funny *NIX commands

Hello All,

Just want to share some funny *NIX commands Smilie.
Code:
$ make love
make: *** No rule to make target `love'.  Stop.

Code:
On a FreeBSD make:
$ make love
Not war.

Code:
$ \(-
bash: (-: command not found

Code:
$ man woman
No manual entry for woman

Code:
$ touch /me
touch: cannot touch `/me': Permission denied

Finally my favorite one liner is as follows.Smilie
Code:
awk 'BEGIN{print "make love" ORS "man woman" ORS "touch /beautiful_girl"}' | sh

Output is as follows.Smilie
Code:
make: *** No rule to make target `love'.  Stop.
No manual entry for woman
touch: cannot touch `/beautiful_girl': Permission denied

Enjoy learning and coding.Smilie

Thanks,
R. Singh
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Old 09-23-2015
Hehe nice ones, the BSD is new to me.

Hmm i got similar issues when i try to flirt, though, somehow i think i kind of get further too :P

Not nesecarily always in this order:
Code:
make 'first step'
at bar
blkid lid >.
dig 4wonderfull-girl
finger $USER
as --warn --listing-cont-lines 0 "her thoughts"
find -a hotelroom
wget drinks
sleep
last pulse
gettext 'number'
calgrind_control --back
shift
newusers

See you at the bar Smilie
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Old 09-23-2015
A Sun system at my old college had man overboard installed...

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Old 09-23-2015
Thanks Corona and sea Smilie. How about viewing an image in ASCII format on the terminal? We must have a package ‘aview‘ installed, just apt (For Ubuntu) or yum (For *NIX)it. I've an image named ‘elephant.jpg‘ in my current working directory and I want view it on terminal as ASCII format Smilie

Thanks,
R. Singh
Funny *NIX commands-elephantgif
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Old 09-26-2015
How UNIXers do it (if they do it at all):

unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

bakunin
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Old 09-29-2015
Could do other things too:
whoami on_ac_power, at mount, look, declare bridge break, halt, eval, help builtin, info users, join drill , done, reset, find mapfile, read, make return
What a day! Smilie

---------- Post updated 29-09-15 at 12:40 ---------- Previous update was 28-09-15 at 17:25 ----------

This was fun, for me at least: (about 2 weeks ago)
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You just see 2 errors, while there are actualy 3, but the amusing part is that the aborting fails with an error message which causes the script to abort.
Specialy as it "aborts" due to the "aborting message".. Smilie
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