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Old 06-07-2012
Bug Protocol Jokes (Lame)

I have a UDP joke but i don't know if you will get it:
A DHCP discover packet is standing on the street corner. he says hello hello hello.
Also, I have a TCP joke and i know you will get it.

An IPV6 packet walks in a bar nobody talks to him.
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Old 06-10-2012
Taken from #protolol
The problem with TCP jokes is that people keep retelling them slower until you get them

The problem with token ring jokes is you need to wait your turn to laugh

I tried to come up with an IPv4 joke, but the good ones were all already exhausted

I’d make a joke about UDP, but I don’t know if anyone’s actually listening…
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Old 07-25-2012
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