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Old 02-20-2009
Time to have FUN my Unix/Linux friends...(One liners)...MUST read.. !!
As a mind refresher, I was thinking to start a new thread for ONE LINERS....funny/weird or any technical one liners....

Let me start first......
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#!/bin/ssh
#The Unix Guru's View of Sex
unzip ; strip ; touch ; grep ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more ; yes ; umount ; sleep
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Old 02-20-2009
one more.....
>> If you dont know how to fork() a process u cannnot make a child process !
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Old 02-20-2009
> Bill Gates did not realize was that his daughter would grow up to be a rebel and would never use anything but Linux for her whole life.


> It is not too late to turn back from the GATES of hell. Use Linux
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Old 02-20-2009
ok, here is what I got

chown -R us /base

Or a geekier version

Code:
#!/bin/bash

for base in * do
    	    if [! -O $base] then
       	        chown us:us $base;
    	    fi;
	done;
echo "All of your base now belong to us!"

exit

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